Wax In My Toes.

Wax In My Toes.

Addicted to the wax and sand that gets stuck on and between my toes, carried up and somehow, over time, ends up in my bed. Love my Volvo. Loving my veggies. Tomatoes, i could eat like an apple...Blueberries by the handful. Corn, steamed and stuck in your teeth. Avocados, guacamole or by the half with a spoon. Salmon w/ jasmine rice and green beans. Artichokes steamed for the hearts and the leftover water makes great tea! I love FOOD! Yum... Dont forget the Stella Artois...ok and the wine! I love to sleep with the windows open, i like to drive around and just think...I like to wake up really early and get coffee and go look at the waves. Its the best when its the middle of winter (California winter i might note..not really winter compared to places where you actually feel the seasons changing), when the air is cold, you can roll down the windows and put the heater on your feet. The best feeling in the world, is when you duck dive under waves. My favorite smell is fresh laundry and clean air. And that scent your girlfriend leaves on your pillow. I like taking part in random acts of kindness and conducting positive energy to those around me. I take pride in striving towards being one of the best friends any of my friends will ever have. Taking care of my Kaia, family and friends come first, then myself. I love living alone, its one of the best decisions i ever made for myself. Ive learned that a strong foundation is necassary in the attempt to live out your dreams. Everything in moderation. Honesty is always the best policy and patience is key. I have huge amounts of love and appreciation for the life i have been given. Thanks TP.

My Day...

"Nobody ever says, 'Hey, Daddy, thanks for knocking out the rent. I sure love this hot water. It's easy to read with all this light.' " The inside of the card says "Once a year, maybe. Happy Father's Day."

So it doesn’t work for all the stay-at-home dads out there, but it's better than the "Happy Father's Day, you incompetent boob – now have a beer" type cards.

Stimul-ass Checks

The federal government is sending each and every one of us a $600 rebate.
If we spend it at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China .
If we spend it on gasoline, the money will go to the Gulf States or Venezuela.
If we purchase a computer it will go to India .
If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico ,
Honduras and Guatemala.
If we purchase a good car, it will go to Japan .
If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy.

The only way to keep the money here at home is to spend it on prostitutes, weed, beer and tattoos since these are the only products still produced in the USA.

The "Roomate"

As I am about to venture into a new living situation, I have weirdly been reminded of the movie Real Genius. If you dont know what I'm talking about then rent the movie.

We are moving into a cute 2 bedroom 1 bath bungalow HOUSE WITH A YARD on the West side of LA. Unheard of for less than $3000 a month. Well we are paying almost half of that but there's a small catch... We'll have someone sharing the bathroom and kitchen. He's living in the studio in the garage and travels a lot which will totally work out. He's a cool dude too. However, this is all new to us and a little bit nervous about it.... then I see this article... Wish us LUCK!

Homeless woman lived in man's closet for year
Japanese man became aware of her presence when food began vanishing

TOKYO - A homeless woman who sneaked into a man’s house and lived undetected in his closet for a year was arrested in Japan after he became suspicious when food mysteriously began disappearing.

Police found the 58-year-old woman Thursday hiding in the top compartment of the man’s closet and arrested her for trespassing, police spokesman Hiroki Itakura from southern Kasuya town said Friday.

The resident of the home installed security cameras that transmitted images to his mobile phone after becoming puzzled by food disappearing from his kitchen over the past several months.

One of the cameras captured someone moving inside his home Thursday after he had left, and he called police believing it was a burglar. However, when they arrived they found the door locked and all windows closed.

“We searched the house ... checking everywhere someone could possibly hide,” Itakura said. “When we slid open the shelf closet, there she was, nervously curled up on her side."

Woman found the home unlocked
The woman told police she had no place to live and first sneaked into the man’s house about a year ago when he left it unlocked.

The closet is part of a Japanese-style room, one of several rooms in his one-story house where the man lived alone — or so he had thought.

Police were investigating how she managed to go in and out of the house unnoticed, as well as details of her life inside the closet, and if she had taken anything else besides food.

She had moved a mattress into the small closet space and apparently even took showers, Itakura said, calling the woman "neat and clean."

Quotes I Read Today....

"Poor men want to be rich
Rich men want to be king
And the king ain’t satisfied
til he rules everything"

"In a world where what we want
Is only what we want
Until it’s ours"

Gotta love living in Los Angeles....

Thanks For The Good Times!

Father of mind-altering LSD dies at 102
Swiss chemist Albert Hofmann discovered iconic drug in 1938

Proves to show that moderation is the key.. Dude died at 102!

RIP Mr. Hoffman

MSNBC Link to Article

This is what it's all about

Things like this are what make me proud to be in R&D in technology. How cool is this??!

The Boston Retinal Implant Project recently developed a bionic eye implant that will restore vision to those affected by degenerative blindness. The device works by being implanted into the back of the eyeball and working as a light transmitter to the brain, where the two are connected by a nerve/wire thinner than a human hair.

Now the technology has its limitations; it won't give site to those born blind or who suffer glaucoma, nor will it offer perfect vision. Only those who previously had sight, and a semi-functional optical nerve, are eligible. The idea is that it will give the blind a general sense of their surroundings so they can function on a basic level. But researchers do hope to improve the technology so that users can recognize things like facial detail and expressions in the future. [Boston Herald]