Stimul-ass Checks

The federal government is sending each and every one of us a $600 rebate.
If we spend it at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China .
If we spend it on gasoline, the money will go to the Gulf States or Venezuela.
If we purchase a computer it will go to India .
If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico ,
Honduras and Guatemala.
If we purchase a good car, it will go to Japan .
If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy.

The only way to keep the money here at home is to spend it on prostitutes, weed, beer and tattoos since these are the only products still produced in the USA.