Friday, May 30, 2008

Stimul-ass Checks


The federal government is sending each and every one of us a $600 rebate.
If we spend it at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China .
If we spend it on gasoline, the money will go to the Gulf States or Venezuela.
If we purchase a computer it will go to India .
If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico ,
Honduras and Guatemala.
If we purchase a good car, it will go to Japan .
If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy.

The only way to keep the money here at home is to spend it on prostitutes, weed, beer and tattoos since these are the only products still produced in the USA.

The "Roomate"


As I am about to venture into a new living situation, I have weirdly been reminded of the movie Real Genius. If you dont know what I'm talking about then rent the movie.

We are moving into a cute 2 bedroom 1 bath bungalow HOUSE WITH A YARD on the West side of LA. Unheard of for less than $3000 a month. Well we are paying almost half of that but there's a small catch... We'll have someone sharing the bathroom and kitchen. He's living in the studio in the garage and travels a lot which will totally work out. He's a cool dude too. However, this is all new to us and a little bit nervous about it.... then I see this article... Wish us LUCK!

Homeless woman lived in man's closet for year
Japanese man became aware of her presence when food began vanishing

TOKYO - A homeless woman who sneaked into a man’s house and lived undetected in his closet for a year was arrested in Japan after he became suspicious when food mysteriously began disappearing.

Police found the 58-year-old woman Thursday hiding in the top compartment of the man’s closet and arrested her for trespassing, police spokesman Hiroki Itakura from southern Kasuya town said Friday.

The resident of the home installed security cameras that transmitted images to his mobile phone after becoming puzzled by food disappearing from his kitchen over the past several months.

One of the cameras captured someone moving inside his home Thursday after he had left, and he called police believing it was a burglar. However, when they arrived they found the door locked and all windows closed.

“We searched the house ... checking everywhere someone could possibly hide,” Itakura said. “When we slid open the shelf closet, there she was, nervously curled up on her side."

Woman found the home unlocked
The woman told police she had no place to live and first sneaked into the man’s house about a year ago when he left it unlocked.

The closet is part of a Japanese-style room, one of several rooms in his one-story house where the man lived alone — or so he had thought.

Police were investigating how she managed to go in and out of the house unnoticed, as well as details of her life inside the closet, and if she had taken anything else besides food.

She had moved a mattress into the small closet space and apparently even took showers, Itakura said, calling the woman "neat and clean."

Friday, May 23, 2008

Quotes I Read Today....


"Poor men want to be rich
Rich men want to be king
And the king ain’t satisfied
til he rules everything"

"In a world where what we want
Is only what we want
Until it’s ours"

Gotta love living in Los Angeles....